You're Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.
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Rebecca Anne Goetz - 8/16/2005

Well, I came out as Watership Down, but Another Damned Medievalist played with her answers and got four different results! This was fun...

Van L. Hayhow - 8/16/2005

I came out brave new world

Jonathan Dresner - 8/16/2005

Well, I'm pretty sure I've taken this one before and come out Les Mis, but when I took it this time I came out as either Catch-22 or the Dictionary....

Scott Eric Kaufman - 8/16/2005

I ended up Absalom, Absalom!, which disappointed me, being that it's my second favorite modernist novel after Ulysses...which is, as you know, the only novel which could rebuild a city detail-by-detail in the event of a nuclear holocaust. And yes, Joyce anticipated that, as well as "television," which is featured in the Wake...