I received this email from a friend today:


Happy Presidents' Day, Rick! You must be in a tizzy about the very exciting and festive Presidents' Day. Everyone I know is out reading history books right now which is where I would be except I have to work. I can only hope that someday I get a holiday for my favorite subject - sloth. Sloth day is an initiative I would like to introduce to Congress and, despite its name, it would actually take up the entire week around St. Patrick's day - an excellent holiday for sloths. Until then, Rock on Mr. President History Guy, this is YOUR day.