New Terror Alert Levels

I wish I could find this darn cartoon on the web, but at the very least, I did clip it from the NY Times this past Sunday. It was reproduced in the"Week in Review" section from Newsday. The cartoonist Walt Handelsman depicts a guy who sees a newspaper heading:"Bernard Kerik, NYPD Vet." The guy says:"They Hired a New Yorker to Run Homeland Security." On the guy's TV set, the"New Terror Alert Codes" are posted, replacing Tom Ridge's color alerts:

1. Fuhgeddaboudit...

2. How You Doin'?

3. Osama This!

4. You Talkin' to Me?

5. @#*! Me? ... @#*! YOU!!!