Roll, Tide
The proposed amendment drew strong opposition from the Alabama Christian Coalition, which argued that restoring a guarantee to a public education would allow"rogue" federal judges to force equal funding for the state’s school districts."Activists on the bench know no bounds," the head of the state Christian Coalition remarked."It's a trial lawyer's dream." Though most lawyers in the state ridiculed this argument, the Christian Coalition received backing from former chief justice Roy Moore—of the Ten Commandments monument fame—and prevailed by just over 1800 votes.
Although the amendment received little national attention during the campaign, the defeat was not altogether unexpected: in 2000, 40% of Alabama voters opposed a constitutional amendment to eliminate the section of the state constitution that had barred interracial marriage, even though this provision had been made unenforceable by the 1967 Loving decision.
It turns out that Alabama's constitution, a Jim Crow document initially promulgated in 1901, is the world’s longest constitution. Its 287 sections have been modified by 745 amendments, producing a total of more than 310,000 words. As some of its provisions are known locally as"the loony laws,” I decided to take a look. The nickname is well-deserved.
The document certainly is massive. Twenty-eight amendments deal with phase-outs of county retirement programs; another 28 amend previously passed amendments. Because the constitution severely limits the power to tax, it has been amended 97—that’s not a typo—times to create special taxes (my favorite was amendment 329, which established a special tax for a special school district). Amendments also have been required to raise city and state debt limits; to allow cities and towns to establish and maintain drainage or garbage systems; and to allow cities and counties to impose taxes for fire departments (46 such amendments have been passed). Sixteen amendments allow nonprofit organizations in individual cities or counties to host bingo games, provided that no one under the age of 19 assists in any way with the bingo, and no one under the age of 18 attends the affair. (It wasn’t clear why 18-year-olds could attend but not assist.)
Some of the amendments are simply bizarre: Amendment 460 provides that “any municipality that was not located wholly or in part within the boundaries of St. Clair County [which boasts that it is older than the state of Alabama] prior to January 1, 1985, shall not annex any territory within St. Clair county without the approval of the electorate of St. Clair county expressed in a vote on the issue of said annexation.”
A few more amendments reflect the state’s current political climate: Amendment 509 establishes English as Alabama’s official language and prohibits the legislature from making any law"which diminishes or ignores the role of English as the common language of the state of Alabama," while Amendment 597, the"Sportsperson's Bill of Rights,” holds that “all persons shall have the right to hunt and fish in this state in accordance with law and regulations.”
The body of the Constitution itself has its share of peculiar provisions. Section 192 states that “electors shall in all cases, except treason, felony, or breach of the peace, be privileged from arrest during their attendance at elections, or while going to or returning therefrom,” providing a good defense against an Election Day speeding ticket. Section 191, which remains unamended, deems it “the duty of the legislature to pass adequate laws giving protection against the evils arising from the use of intoxicating liquors at all elections.” And Section 86 requires the legislature to “pass such penal laws as it may deem expedient to suppress the evil practice of dueling.”
The old saying is that bad cases make bad law. Perhaps in Alabama’s case, a bad constitution makes for bad debates over amendments. In any event, proponents of the amendment to eliminate the references to segregated schools promise to be back the next election.