I Sally Forth ...
You are Sally!
Which Peanuts Character are You?
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So, passing quickly from the ditzy to the profound, Caleb McDaniel at Mode for Caleb goes all dialectical on the dissertation.
Update: In comments here, my colleague, Jonathan Dresner, observes that McDaniel's dialectic is"brilliant" and"should be required reading for all graduate students." So, it isn't only ditzy me who thinks so.