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Feb 18, 2004

Misc Silliness


by Liberty and Power


On a lighter note, I was sent this humorous, if somewhat crazy, site by a colleague earlier today entitled my cat hates you. If you're feeling sad about the exploding size of government and the loss of academic freedom it may brighten your day a bit.

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Kenneth R Gregg - 2/18/2004

for cat lovers: http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/chowmein.html

Just a meow!
Just Ken :)

Kenneth R Gregg - 2/18/2004

EXERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVOURITE!
6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVOURITE!
6:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MASTER'S BED! MY FAVOURITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

DAY 183 of my capitivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair, must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

Just a thought.
Just Ken
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