I'm no fan of The Undertaker (though he is reasonably pro-free enterprise for a Democrat), but it's amusing to watch the right wing slip into full attack mode now that he's the presumptive nominee. Where just weeks ago it was Howard Dean sporting horns and tail, it's now John Kerry who's a threat to democracy, morally bankrupt, poorly shaven, and regularly takes from the"give a penny, take a penny" cup, but rarely gives.

National Review is already accusing him of exploiting the Heinz Family Foundation. And over at the Intellectual Conservative, they're blaming him for Bob Kerrey's war crimes!