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Dec 27, 2003

Minnesota Fathead (with apologies to my wife's home state)



Thomas Friedman of the New York Times has always set my teeth on edge, combining as he does my least favorite aspects of two cultures in which I spent some formative years. A native of Minneapolis, he's got the aw-shucks, self-satisfied over-optimism of the born upper Midwesterner AND the airy disregard for the people and institutions of the U.S. --- as anything but political counters or symbols --- that suffuses the national media. In his Sunday column, Friedman manages to invoke the need for "the Arab-Muslim world" to embrace "modernity" (meaning modern American culture) to "make it less angry and more at ease with the world" (like Mel Gibson and the Christian coalition, I suppose), while evincing a near total lack of concern for the damage that his darling Iraq War has done to the institutions that made political modernity possible in the U.S. and Great Britain. 

Friedman claims to be taken aback by "the degree of European-style anti-Americanism and anti-Bushism" he finds in Britain, "which Mr. Blair's personal and overt pro-Americanism has disguised." Of course, this "disguise" was effective only to a mind inclined to equate nations with their elites and to place little value on demonstrable public opinion. An occasional glance at British press web sites supplemented by chats with, quite frankly, any random selection of actual British people would have prepared Friedman for the shocking discovery that many or most of them do not seem to approve of their prime minister's special relationship with Bush's posterior. 

Friedman rosins up the bow for Tony Blair, who wanted to join George's dragon-slaying mission but knew the British public was even less likely to buy it than the American public would have been without the Bush administration's fictionalization of Saddam Hussein as a supervillain on the brink of world domination. Had the case for immediate war on Iraq been made in terms that were even close to reality, I suspect a lot more Americans would have wondered whether Iraq was really something worth sidelining the economy, short-shrifting the actual war on terrorism, and scrapping age-old foreign policy traditions for. The real case would made the Iraq War seem optional as opposed to immediately imperative: "Listen there's this evil dictator who looked like he was going to be big back when he was our ally, but these days, after a crushing defeat and a decade of isolation, he's got only the most hypothetical ability to threaten neighboring countries, much less us. No, he didn't have anything to do with 9/11 and hates Islamic extremists even more than we do. He's just really, really evil, and it sucks that he is still around after we kicked his ass before. Whacking him now would be ever so much cooler than guarding airports and poking around mountains and deserts looking for terrorists, who are freakin' hard to find."  

In the time-dishonored fashion of the 20th-century foreign policy intellectuals and pundits, Friedman really couldn't care less how decisions are made or whether the citizens of a nation understand or support them, as long as they are the correct ones in some grand strategic or ideological sense, as determined by the great minds of foreign policy intellectuals and pundits. During the Cold War, the deceptions and secrets and bold strokes were a breeze to rationalize, what with the threat of imminent nuclear annihilation and all. What really bugs people of this mindset is how very hard it has become justify the grand strategy, imperial military forces, and superpower outlook they love in the absence of another superpower to compete with us.  

Friedman calls the Iraq War, "a war of choice" -- "but a good choice," he insists, as though fighting a war that Friedman now admits was not absolutely necessary could ever be a good choice. He defines the Bush-Blair lies as their solution to a p.r. problem; they needed to make Iraq seem like "a war of necessity," because "people in democracies don't like to fight wars of choice." What fuddy-duddies we are! 

I am not a pacifist, but it does seem to me that there are reasons that democratic republics have made war a special case --- not just another policy option, but an extremely serious collective decision that must controlled by law and avoided whenever possible. At a basic level, democracy and republicanism are rooted in a commitment to the supreme value and dignity of the individual human life, to the idea that people have rights, that they deserve some say in decisions that affect their lives. Respect for a person's life and for their wishes go together, it seems to me. Dictators and absolute monarchs are not required to regard the latter, and in practice have shown equally little concern for the former.  If there really is a democratic tendency to balk at merely optional violence, that is something to cherished and nurtured, not crushed with lies. link



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Lawrence Brooks Hughes - 6/7/2004

When you inveigh against our country's decision to go to war in Iraq you should also say what you would have advised instead. Yes, "our cournty's decision," because it was virtually unanimous among Clinton, Bush and the Congress. It was also voted unanimously in the UN security council to "change the regime in Iraq."

You see, we HAD to do something different in the Middle East. We had spent billions to support the no-fly-zone over Mesopotamia since 1992. We had spent tens of billions in bribes to Egypt and Israel and Jordan and others in the region, for 50 years, and this time-honored policy had brought us nothing but more violence than ever, including child suicide bombers, not to mention training camps where thousands of young men were being effectively trained to kill us. Whether there were WMD there, as everyone believed, or not, they were certain to be there sooner or later. To his credit, the current president decided the thing to do was drain the swamps in Afganistan and Iraq, and he managed to do it with very small losses to our all-voluntary forces. The oilfields were not torched, the people did not starve, and the Turks did not march in. On the contrry, the Tripoli pirate threw in the towel, the mad mullahs in Iran decided they needed nuclear inspections, and even the North Korean despot at least started pretending to be more reasonable. The new government in Baghdad thanked us for our help, and likely will maintain friendly relations with the U.S. for decades to come, whatever else it does. There were other important benefits from our invasion of Iraq. The kleptocracy in the East River was thoroughly exposed for what it is, not just to the American people, but to the whole world. No one will ever put any funds in escrow with them again. Our troops have started coming out of Germany and South Korea, where they have been sitting foolishly for over 50 years. The French and Germans are now on notice that they cannot deploy the U.S. military at will, as they did in Bosnia, and most Americans celebrate this development. The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is now chopping off al-Quaeda heads for us, in case you haven't noticed, and have been forced to started reforming their own country. John Kerry is in a box with his half-candy stand on Iraq, because he cannot go further towards Nader without losing yeoman Democrats to Bush, who are quite numerous, and he can't go further toward Bush without losing the Dean crazies to Nader... The liberal broadcasting networks have all lost significant audience since 2000, and what remains no longer believes anything they say... It's over for the liberals, and they are getting more shrill as they see it themselves, which exacerbates their electoral problems. In my opinion, everything is coming up roses.