Dams and Guns: The Empire Has Sprung Another Leak!

The latest leak is in Louisiana, not Iraq, where the big bucks are being spent. Not to worry, the water is in its"last throes," and VP Head Dick, will see if Halliburton can ride to the rescue with another no-bid contract in Cajun land. This is clearly all Cindy Sheehan's fault for raising the wrath of God against America.

Check out: New Orleans.

Today's Quiz: How many fingers does GW have to stick in the dike? Answer: As many as he needs, since the Empire creates its own reality.