The New Face of War: Bringing (Most of) the Troops Home!
Rumsfeld is having trouble getting recruits, even with perks including $40,000. What needs to be done is to make the pitch to all of the guys, and some gals, who have been playing video games and manipulating joy sticks since they were toddlers.
"Become a War Hero, While Never Leaving the USA," might be a typical ad, to some of these kids, even high school dropouts. Given the skills needed, do they really even need to be 18 to join up? Maybe all that should be required is a skill certificate from Sony or Nintendo.
After the bonus and a tour of duty(?) at regular combat pay (?), a "Drone Jockey" can then sign up with some private contractor such as Halliburton for the really big bucks, until time to retire before the age of 40. This will give a new definition to "Combat!"
If we had had such a force in the Vietnam years perhaps even George and Dick might have gone into"Combat."
Hey, they need a suitable anthem for the Joy Stick Air Force. How about, "Take to the Air Junior Joy Stickers?" sung to the old Air Force song music? Boy, what Gilbert & Sullivan could do with this theme!"When I was a lad, I used to work, as a Joy Stick Flyer in the Drone Air Force . . ."
To read more about our Drone Force, and its growing effectiveness, check out these links:
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.06/drones_pr.html
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.06/drones.html?pg=4
http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,67655,00.html