Just in from USM: Two Years of Lame-Duckitude for Shelby Thames
Once again the Mississippi IHL Board of Trustees controls the element of surprise. Nothing pertaining to the University of Southern Mississippi was on the agenda for the Board's monthly meeting today. When the acrimonious 3-hour meeting on May 6 ended without the 4 more years that his cheerleader Roy Klumb wanted, it was clear that USM President Shelby Thames was in trouble. But his opponents appeared to have such a thin margin on the Board as to preclude prompt action against him.
Well, now it's official. One of the worst university presidents in American history is a lame duck. Shelby Thames is being given a one-year extension, until May 2007, at which point he will be required to return to the faculty. He has already devoted a whole lot of paragraphs to denying the obvious fact that he did not choose his exit date.
Lame-duckitude for university presidents rarely lasts more than one year. Obviously Thames had enough support remaining on the Board for a semi-protective deal to be brokered. The official rationale for the extra year leaves something to be desired:
The College Board, in a prepared statement, told Thames to spend the rest of his presidency working on the university’s accreditation problems. In December, the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools put Southern Miss on a one-year probation.
We all know Thames is singularly ill-prepared to solve the accreditation problems that he brought on USM. It is the professors who will have to solve them, while working to neutralize the remainder of Thames' henchcrew, and remaining alert for spiteful and destructive presidential behavior.
So a hard road remains for the faculty, staff, and students at USM. But all who travel it will be buoyed by the good news. Despite his fervent efforts to the contrary, there will be life after Shelby Freland Thames.