San Antonio Spurs Country
This is why it is weird to spend time in San Antonio, as I have been able to do at various times over the last several months. San Antonio is a great mid-sized city at the epicenter of Tex-Mex culture in the United States. It has one professional sports team, the Spurs, and people here are really into them. No, seriously, they are. Everywhere you go people have painted the windows of their cars or hung banners from their homes rooting on their heroes in white, silver and black. Sam's Club is selling Spurs cakes in addition to all of the usual clothing and regalia. It is like a giant eye-opener. I know several people here who actually schedule time around Spurs games. Spurs games! It's adorable!
Is it like this everywhere? I've travelled extensively and have lived in lots of places, but I have never actually met a Utah Jazz fan. I do not believe that anyone actually devotes their sporting energies to the Colorado Rockies. It is impossible for me to believe that people paint their faces to support the Jacksonville Jaguars. And don't get me started about some of the places where they put NHL teams (Nashville! Columbus!!). But this Spurs thing is shaking me down to my essence. All that I've ever believed is up for dispute. At this point all it would take would be to meet an honest-to-goodness Atlanta Braves fan (I've spent lots of time in Atlanta, and have been to games there, and have yet to meet one, so I'm setting the bar high, I admit) and I might do something truly crazy, like start taking a vested interest in the MLS (My knee jerks: Go Revolution!) or attend a professional lacrosse game (where white prep school graduates from Delaware and Maryland will sell you the entire seat, but you'll only need the edge!).