Robert McHenry: Dear Workers: Thanks for the Cash (Re: Social Security)
[Robert McHenry is a former editor-in-chief of Encyclopaedia Britannica and author of How to Know.]
Tomorrow I retire. If my financial calculations are correct, it’s for good. Of course, in making my calculations I had to guess about Social Security, which I’m not taking yet but which I assumed would be available when I decide to. I had to assume it because it has proved impossible to induce any of the present candidates for the highest office in the land to say an honest word about what is potentially the most serious problem facing the nation, that of entitlements.
Neither of my parents lived long enough to collect Social Security, so that worked out well for the system. On the other hand, my father-in-law has been getting his monthly check for more than 20 years now and, figures be damned, he swears that he earned the whole thing. There’s your problem. By “you” I mean all of you still working. The money from that deduction marked “FICA” on your pay stub goes directly to my father-in-law, and one of these days some of it is going to come to me. The money I “contributed” has already gone elsewhere, maybe to your parents or grandparents.
My father-in-law believes that somewhere in the huge ledger that hundreds of green-eyeshaded clerks in the Social Security System maintain is a page with his name at the top, and that the numbers on that page – credits for the years 1938 or so to 1983, debits since then – represent money in some deposit account that has been earning interest all these years and now pays him back his investment. He believes this because, Republican though he is, President Roosevelt told him so. Of course, he also believes it because it is important to him that he not be on any sort of welfare, for he does not like people on welfare.
The deal was that he would work and have those deductions taken from his pay and then, when he retired, he would get monthly checks until death. The details – like the fact that, according to the actuaries who set up the system in 1935 he should have died long ago, and the consequent fact of how much he actually put in over the years versus how much he’s drawn out – such things are of no concern to him.
They may be of concern to our leaders, but you’d hardly know it to look at or listen to them. They taught us decades ago the word “surplus” and said that Social Security had one. So my father-in-law and millions of his fellow faithful AARP members imagined the money piling up in their accounts and spilling over. Just like in a Scrooge McDuck cartoon, we were swimming in money.
But there was never a room full of money. Just a pile of notes saying “I.O.U. umpty spitillion bucks. Thanks very much. (signed) U.S. Treasury.”
One of these days, around about 2017 – have you noticed, by the way, that dates like that, which used to seem as far off as a Buck Rogers comic, are now just around the corner? – in just about a decade, I was saying, the borrowing will start going the other way. Social Security, which has kindly helped out with the government’s cash flow problems all these years, will become just another spending program, one guaranteed to get much more costly very quickly. At that point it won’t just be your FICA payments that end up in my mailbox, it’ll be your income tax.
If I have any confidence that my mailbox will, indeed, be my little pot of gold it’s because I’m pretty sure I can count on a variety of organizations to round up votes from my fellow welfare gramps and grannies and offer them to the politicians who promise to keep the money coming, come hell or high interest rates. What with the boomers and all, there’s going to be a whole lot of those votes, and I’m cranky enough to doubt that any serious number of us old idlers will decline to put our ease above the national interest. You tell me if I’m wrong.
Oh, and before I forget, thanks very much for the future cash. One thing you can say about us unproductive drones, whether old wrinklies or the federal government: We’re polite.
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Tomorrow I retire. If my financial calculations are correct, it’s for good. Of course, in making my calculations I had to guess about Social Security, which I’m not taking yet but which I assumed would be available when I decide to. I had to assume it because it has proved impossible to induce any of the present candidates for the highest office in the land to say an honest word about what is potentially the most serious problem facing the nation, that of entitlements.
Neither of my parents lived long enough to collect Social Security, so that worked out well for the system. On the other hand, my father-in-law has been getting his monthly check for more than 20 years now and, figures be damned, he swears that he earned the whole thing. There’s your problem. By “you” I mean all of you still working. The money from that deduction marked “FICA” on your pay stub goes directly to my father-in-law, and one of these days some of it is going to come to me. The money I “contributed” has already gone elsewhere, maybe to your parents or grandparents.
My father-in-law believes that somewhere in the huge ledger that hundreds of green-eyeshaded clerks in the Social Security System maintain is a page with his name at the top, and that the numbers on that page – credits for the years 1938 or so to 1983, debits since then – represent money in some deposit account that has been earning interest all these years and now pays him back his investment. He believes this because, Republican though he is, President Roosevelt told him so. Of course, he also believes it because it is important to him that he not be on any sort of welfare, for he does not like people on welfare.
The deal was that he would work and have those deductions taken from his pay and then, when he retired, he would get monthly checks until death. The details – like the fact that, according to the actuaries who set up the system in 1935 he should have died long ago, and the consequent fact of how much he actually put in over the years versus how much he’s drawn out – such things are of no concern to him.
They may be of concern to our leaders, but you’d hardly know it to look at or listen to them. They taught us decades ago the word “surplus” and said that Social Security had one. So my father-in-law and millions of his fellow faithful AARP members imagined the money piling up in their accounts and spilling over. Just like in a Scrooge McDuck cartoon, we were swimming in money.
But there was never a room full of money. Just a pile of notes saying “I.O.U. umpty spitillion bucks. Thanks very much. (signed) U.S. Treasury.”
One of these days, around about 2017 – have you noticed, by the way, that dates like that, which used to seem as far off as a Buck Rogers comic, are now just around the corner? – in just about a decade, I was saying, the borrowing will start going the other way. Social Security, which has kindly helped out with the government’s cash flow problems all these years, will become just another spending program, one guaranteed to get much more costly very quickly. At that point it won’t just be your FICA payments that end up in my mailbox, it’ll be your income tax.
If I have any confidence that my mailbox will, indeed, be my little pot of gold it’s because I’m pretty sure I can count on a variety of organizations to round up votes from my fellow welfare gramps and grannies and offer them to the politicians who promise to keep the money coming, come hell or high interest rates. What with the boomers and all, there’s going to be a whole lot of those votes, and I’m cranky enough to doubt that any serious number of us old idlers will decline to put our ease above the national interest. You tell me if I’m wrong.
Oh, and before I forget, thanks very much for the future cash. One thing you can say about us unproductive drones, whether old wrinklies or the federal government: We’re polite.