There Oughta Be a Law (and there is)
I'd like someone to tell me why all citizens should not be required to volunteer one year of their life in service to their country. I spent two years in the Peace Corps.Answer: Because the concept of a"voluntary legal requirement" is a contradiction in terms. Any more brilliant questions?
JOSEPH M. ZANNONI
Hamilton
Mercifully, there's already a law on the books that covers this case. It's called the Law of Noncontradiction. In one sense, compliance is voluntary. In another sense, it's mandatory. And that's no contradiction. A puzzle.
On reading this passage, it occurs to me that we need to invent a unit of measure for the fallaciousness of a piece of writing or speech. We could call the variable F--for"fallaciousness"--and by it denote the number of fallacies committed in a passage of finite length, divided by the number of words used to express the fallacy, expressed as a fraction or a decimal. I leave the calculation of F in the preceding passage as an exercise for the reader.
One convenient feature of the variable F is that while it denotes"fallaciousness," it calls to mind other notions beginning with the letter"f," such as falsity, foolishness, foppery, and yet others.