In My Wildest Dreams: The Marriage That Dare Not Speak Its NameNews at Home
“Oscar, I’m confused. Opponents of same-sex marriage extol the virtues of traditional marriage, but what do they mean by traditional marriage?”
Oscar paused for a moment and then declared, “Well, if they’re Old Testament traditionalists, they obviously are referring to polygamous marriages. Those old patriarchs really knew how to uphold traditional marriage. I also really like those old rules that oblige a man to marry his dead brother’s widow. I can’t wait to tell my wife, my brother, and my sister-in-law about the revival of traditional marriage!”
“I don’t think that’s what they mean, Oscar,” I replied. “Maine is overwhelmingly Christian and I don’t think the Old Testament is their point of reference. For the same reason, I don’t think they’re referring to the marriage traditions of Africa, Asia, Latin America, or Native America. Mainers, like other people in the United States, might celebrate the history of immigration, champion ethnic diversity, and express regret for the treatment of Native Americans, but that doesn’t mean they want the United States to treat other traditions with equal respect.”
“Oh, well then it’s obvious they must mean the type of traditional marriage most Christians enjoyed in the first millennium after Jesus Christ: marriages performed by religious officials without any involvement by the state. I can’t wait to tell my priest about how much more autonomy he’s going to have when the Church is freed from government control. And imagine how much shorter the standard wedding ceremony is going to be when they don’t have to say, ‘By the power vested in me by the state.’”
“No, I can’t imagine that’s what they mean,” I demurred. “Traditional marriage supporters seem to favor big government involvement in personal relationships. They like it when governments tell people who can marry and who can’t. I know some of them go on and on about reducing the size of government, but have you noticed how much they favor a big military and fight for increases in spending on immigration control, prison construction, corporate bailouts, and drug law enforcement? I don’t think they want a reduced role for the state in marriage.”
“Hmmm. I’m beginning to see why you’re confused. But I bet we can figure this out. Maybe traditional marriage refers to marriage in the early days of the U.S. republic: marriages with highly restricted access to divorce, marriages that frequently followed premarital sex and pregnancy, frontier marriages not sanctioned by church or state, marriages that produced an average of seven children. And of course traditional marriage was mostly for whites, since most African Americans were enslaved and slave marriages were not recognized by the state.”
“Somehow I don’t think you’ve captured what traditional marriage proponents mean by traditional marriage, Oscar. Most traditional marriage proponents I know wouldn’t endorse most of these things. They must mean something different; I just can’t figure out what they mean.”
“I see your problem. Maybe these traditional marriage activists are referring to more recent traditions. What about traditional marriages through much of the nineteenth century, when women surrendered most of their property rights when they married and when marital rape was not a recognized crime?”
“No, no, no, Oscar. Some of these traditional marriage proponents seem pretty conservative about women’s roles, but most of them don’t seem to favor that kind of traditional marriage. Maybe we’re going to have to give up.”
“Now that would be no fun,” Oscar replied. He always enjoys the pleasures of a good mystery. “Hmmmm. What could they mean? I’m sure they know that traditional marriage in many parts of the United States did not allow for interracial marriages involving whites until the last decades of the twentieth century. Could that be what they mean?”
I didn’t think so and I was just about ready to abandon my quest when Oscar shouted, “Wait: I’ve got it! I can’t believe it took us this long to figure this out! They mean heterosexual marriage! That’s what they mean by traditional marriage.”
“But Oscar, the word ‘heterosexuality’ didn’t even exist until the late nineteenth century, so how could that be what they mean? How traditional could heterosexual marriage be if there was no word for heterosexuality through most of recorded history. And besides, if they mean heterosexual marriage why don’t they just say so instead of calling it traditional marriage?”
Oscar laughed. “Why of course they can’t call it heterosexual marriage! That would make them appear like bigots. They would sound as if they endorse discrimination. They would seem prejudiced. They would be saying openly that they think heterosexuality is superior to homosexuality. And besides, if they called it ‘heterosexual’ marriage it would be too easy to ask questions about why the state has to confer so many special rights and privileges on heterosexual marriages in order to get people to marry heterosexually. Better to call it ‘traditional’ marriage and avoid those salacious allegations and dangerous implications.”
I had to admit that Oscar, as usual, had a point.
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Jonathan Dresner - 1/11/2010
Well informed historians know that same-sex relationships have been treated as marriage (the formal definition of which has fluctuated wildly over time) in any number of times and places, including medieval Europe.
The Jewish and Islamic faiths actually are founded on the tradition of marriage between a man and several women (though both also have exemplars of same-sex affection), which is also the norm through most of the rest of the world until modern times. Christianity seems to have absorbed the Roman preference for formal monogamy.
Wilde's "adultery" would never have existed if his homosexuality had been tolerated.
Margaret W Jones - 1/11/2010
Mr. Stein if you are confused by what is meant by traditional marriage I suggest you read Genesis 1 and it will clarify things. Marriage between a man and a woman is foundational to the Jewish, Christian and Islamic faiths. As a history professor I assume you know that no where on earth at no time in history has marriage been permitted between people of the same sex. People of faith do assert heterosexual marriage is superior to homosexual liasons. I do not believe different and strong convictions qualify as bigotry.
As for Oscar Wilde, I would never hold him up as some kind of wise elder. He cheated on his wife and had sex with younger working class men. Today he would be charged with pedophilia and we would be talking about his sexual addiction. While he was a great writer he lived an immoral life. His sexual behavior would cause even Tiger Woods to blush.
Edmond Dantes - 1/8/2010
I prefer "traditional" as simple. How and why did the subject of marriage become so blasted complicated?
Vicki Eaklor - 1/6/2010
As always, great work, Marc!
John R. Maass - 1/6/2010
And they say presentism is dead!
Caroline Hill - 1/4/2010
Actually, in the 17th century when Maine was a part of Massachusetts Maine residents frequently violated Mass. marriage laws! The Puritans of Mass. Bay said that the only marriages were civil ones; they were adamant that marriages were not a sacrament (religious)--that was part of their quarrel with the traditional Church of England. But many Maine residents at the time were not Puritans, and when a C of E minister showed up in the area they got him to marry them. The authorities were uncertain about what to do with such people since they weren't legally married: were their children bastards? The Mass authorities though decided only to prosecute the clergyman. But they DID also prosecute a woman who, taking advantage of Mass's statement that her marriage wasn't valid, promptly took up with another guy. . .in another invalid marriage not conducted by anyone at all.
Craig Michael Loftin - 1/4/2010
Very thoughtful article, Marc.
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